Where did 2024 go? Going going gone…


In the afternoons here, it’s really pretty mild. The temps rise above 16 and sitting outdoors is reliably comfy. 16 celcius. It’s taking a bit to make this adjustment from the F we’ve known and cursed all our lives. At 16C it’s a smidge over 60F. So we’re pretty cheery in all these afternoon settings, mingling with Spain or sitting for a daily cerveza in some out of the way place or another.

On Saturday last, we made a jaunt to the nearby Almodóvar del Río (no relation to the Pedro of Spanish film infamy). It’s a white village. (No, not racially speaking. We’re talking paint clolor. It’s a common thing in Andalusía, presumably to fend off the 40C or 45C degree heat here in summers.)

The big attraction here, the point from which one can capture birdseye shots of the village, is the Castillo de Almodóvar del Río, or castle. It’s a fascinating and superbly restored hill top fortress that originated in the 8th century Moorish era, was built up over centuries, then was rebuilt and restored with a small private fortune in the eary part of the 20th century.

We drove from Cordoba and ascended the winding, steep, narrow roadway most of the way up by car, then hiked to the top.

Inside the castle it’s still Christmas, so there’s a tree here and some garland there. Donna’s found a pretty odd thing that I’ll call a Christmas troll. Or ent. Pick your magical realism.

All in all, I feel like the restoration of this place was just too damned good. It all felt a bit too polished. Heck, they rented the place out to HBO for a couple of Games of Thrones episodes, so you know it’s looking pretty slick.

Nevertheless, the 30-minute drive and 18,50 € investment was a fine way to spend a couple of hours. For the afternoon cerveza we ended up sitting outdoors near a park in the western part of town. While in the sun it was glorious. When the shadows inevitably arrived we were chilly, paid the bill and went home.

Lest you are coming to think that los dos are just two disembodied, photo-taking, soul-stealing, caption-authoring, digital specters floating across Andalusia, here we are outside the castle walls.

A couple of days later, with another yen to just look around, we drove about 45 minutes southwest to the town of Écija, in neighboring Sevilla province. Another kinda random pick on the map; close, but far enough away to be a complete unknown at this stage.

In every direction out of Córdoba, the crop we see most, by far, is olives. Grove after grove of trees large and small. The trees bring olives to our table in the cafes when we order a rioja and copa de cerveza. They are frequently a complimentary treat with drinks. Not to mention olive oil, something we used to take for granted, but now understand comes from trees, not teetering wells across Texas.

We entered Écija on the edge of town, along a fairly large park.

The fountains are dry in Écija’s Parque Lourdes, but it’s not as hot as a blast furnace here in December, so purely ornamental stonecraft is just fine. Does the Lion fountain look familar? (No, it’s the not the House of Lannister, silly.)
As an aside… have I shared how much I love the artwork underfoot in Spain? The steel plates and lids covering the sewers or utility hatchways? Here we have the city logo of Êcija in indelible cast steel. Cool.
When approaching Écija we thought we saw evidence of three churches. Here’s one zoomed in from a ways.
And another we discovered once we’d started exploring off of the rather large Av. Miguel de Cervantes.
And the top of a third we espied winding our way into older Écija.
The churches were vintage 17th and 18th centuries. When stone carvers had a sense of humor and the liberty to express it, it seemed.

We recognized that the good people of Êcija were probably gonna be pissed that we stole the souls of these churches with our phone cameras. So we sort of melted into the old town and its hive of small businesses and apartments. We’d take a chance that we could hole up for our afternoon cerveza before hightailing it out of town, so we stopped at this corner, circa 2021 on Google Maps.

Gallito 20, a cafe on the small side of small, with just 3 tables out front, beckoned us and we hazarded about 90 minutes watching passerbys, mostly the occasional Êjician who seemed quite unaware of our mobile phone sacrilege earlier that afternoon.

Having escaped the wrath of Êcija’s populace in the old city, we grabbed some more photos on the way out of town.

Another soul bites the dust…
And another one gone, and another one gone…
I love the signage, which must be decades old, pointing out where you can send mail (Correos) and where you can send a telegraph (Telegrafos). Telegraph? Seriously?
Crazy cool buildings on the way out of the old city…
On closer inspection, the building on the right is decorated with trompe l’oeil paintings. Faded, but remarkable indeed,

OK, this post is supposed to be an update, so I’ll fill you all in on the big workstreams we need to accomplish.

  • Get a car – Yesterday we went to Flexicar to test drive a ’23 Opel Corsa. We were sufficiently impressed to put some money down for the Coche de Ocasión (used car) as the official transport vehicle of los dos. Fingers crossed we make it through the byzantine Spanish processes inherent in used car sales.

  • Get an apartment – We’ve been looking on and off via the big real estate search site in Spain, Idealísta, but it’s sort of hard to get in touch with the proprietors. They don’t respond to the “send us a message” chat facility, which leaves calling them on the phone. If Spanish is difficult for a complete newb while talking in person, it’s damned near impossible to communicate on the phone. At least in person I can smile and offer a charming shoulder shrug when I have no idea what they’re rattling off at 500 kmh. This linguistic disarming tactic simply isn’t possible over the phone. So we’re noodling on a strategy and looking at the real estate firms who offer apartments, so I can meet with someone in person with my Spanish-like-a two-year-old’s gibbersih accompanied by frequent charming shrugs when I don’t understand. More later on this…

  • Get our TIEs. The tarjeta de identidad de extranjero, or TIE, is like an ID card from the DMV on steroids. It’s a picture ID card but carries with it one’s official identifying number as a legal alien, the TIE number. (Clever, eh?) But it signifies actual legitimate residency in Spain in a way the visa can’t. To get the TIE you have to carefully prepare your forms, manufacture yet more suitable passport-size photos, in triplicate, then make your appointment with the national police who fingerprint you, then interview you, then… I dunno what’s going to transpire from there. I just know that if you somehow get through the process they make you an ID card which you then have to have yet another appointment to pick up in person. Fingers and toes crossed on this one. No idea how this will go or when we will be granted the ID cards on steroids.

  • Learn Spanish. OK, we’ve kept ourselves busy with the aforementioned and all the afternoon cervezas, so this one is not going as quickly as hoped. But it’s 2025 now, and I do solemnly resolve to study Spanish daily! So that one day soon I will be able to speak Spanish like a 3 or 4-year old. That would be fantastico!

Hasta pronto from los dos!


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7 responses to “Where did 2024 go? Going going gone…”

  1. That was fun. Sure seems to be a lack of denizens on the streets. Must be time of day. Not missing much here, trumps pissed the flags will be at half mast at his inauguration because Carter be dead. The silliness continues. But is ready to turn deportations time, can’t wait for the opening day scourge.

    • The lack of humans in most of my pix is intentional. I adopt an angle (usually up) or wait until a vista features only what I want to feature, rather than a feature plus creatures. I’ll endeavor to do more cameos of my fellow Spaniards to give some perspective on who’s out and about. It’s January, so I suspect the streets are quieter than they’ll be in May, for example. As for Jan 20, Drumpf Day, you can imagine I’m relieved to observe it all from a distance. But I share your alarm at what’s likely to come. Let’s hope for more incompetence and some courage from a judge or two or nine.

  2. We are really enjoying your posts and photos. If you love the artwork underfoot, take a look at the Facebook group “Manhole Covers Around the World” and maybe consider posting some of the gems you find?
    Geoff and Laura

    • Oh my! I didn’t really realize how much I appreciate the little works of art below until quite recently, here in Spain. I’ll step on over to the FB group, mindful of ill placed footfalls. 🙂 Thanks!

  3. Love your writing style and photographs Gary! Your adventures are so interesting. Best of luck with the getting the proper approvals from the powers that be! Cheers!

    • Si, si! We also hope the powers that be cut us a break some day. But so far no luck. The car dealer today was begging me to give him a proof of address. Which I thought I did more than adequately. But no… a receipt from AirBnb along with the name, passport photo and property tax document of the property owner just. can’t. quite. do it. We’re gonna need an apartment and a lease if we’re going to by a car. Lets pray they don’t need a car’s pink slip to rent us an apartment. 😉

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